Cool Tattoos

This is Christina Ricci’s Tattoo.  I think you know what I am going to write.

“Dear Christina Ricci,

I think your hot and you have become a very talented actress.  But I must tell you, your tattoo sucks!  Please take some of the money that you make and get a nice tattoo.  By the way, if you have a shitty tattoo, don’t wear dresses that can show off this awful tattoo. And one more thing, are you single and want to go out for some gelato.”